Fash, Crash, and Burn: NICKI MINAJ's Outfit (2011 MTV Video Music Awards Special)

OMG.

Nicki girl... WHAT YOU DOIN'??

We already know who you are, and you don't need to draw more attention to yourself. Check out this grown girl wearing pieces of pajamas all over her, with what looks like a monster doll made from 6 different things...

*SHAKING MY HEAD IN DISGUST...AND SOMEWHAT FASCINATION*

Pic: Just Jared

fash, Crash, and Burn: Singer MIGUEL Fashion FAIL

Some may say, 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?'

I just look at this pic of Miguel like... *BLANK STARE*

I'll just leave you to your imagination (Look at the man boobs).

Pic: MediaTakeout

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Lil' Kim's Spray Tan Makes Her ORANGE!!!!

What is homegirl DOING????!!!

Lil' Kim was already fine when she was in the '90s and early 2000's. But I swear... as soon as the mid-decade hit (2005), she started chopping up her good looks with BLOWN plastic surgery, skin bleaching, and bad spray tan; now she looks orange, the same hue as Magda from 'There's Something About Mary.'

Please don't do anymore to yourself, Lil' Kim...

At the rate that she's going, she will be unrecognizable in 5 years. The only thing that I will commend her on is the low-cut dress and shoes; I'll give her THAT.

Pic: MediaTakeout

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Beyonce's Polka Dot Dress

Good morning, I have seen a lot of great outfits worn on Easter Sunday, and then there were some not-so-great outfits. Unfortunately, Beyonce's polka-dot dress found its way onto my 'FASH, CRASH, AND BURN' section.

Usually Beyonce's got her style game on lock, but it just wasn't happening with her Fall 2011 Marc Jacobs two-color polka dot dress (above). The dress was already ugly so I just try to give credit to QUEEN BEY for making the dress look a little better when she flaunted her curves. She was also wearing Christian Louboutin heels, which I definitely ain't mad at...

Update: Well... I guess the dress is GROWING ON ME a little bit...

Pic: UpscaleHype

Fash, Crash, and Burn: MILEY CYRUS's.... Everything-- Well, the LV Bag's Ok....

If this is the first celeb photo you've seen this morning...then I'm sorry; no one should have a RUDE AWAKENING like that. But wow, absolutely nothing was cohesive on MILEY CYRUS's body!!

Pure trash--well, not Miley 'cuz it's not my place to talk about people like that, just the clothes they have on-- that she was spotted in at the airport.

Leopard biker jacket. A whatever-that-is short skirt or shorts. STANK leggings. 1987 biker boots. HUH??

C'mon now, Miley... well I'll at least give you props for your Louis Vuitton damier leather backpack... and the nice, long locks you got going on...

Pic: Celebuzz

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Lawrence Fishburne's Pajamas

Laurence Fishburne, father of....ahem.... Montana Fishburne, was spotted out looking BLOATED and CRAZY at a Lakers game wearing this odd pinstriped outfit with a pink scarf, which includes $9.99 shoes. There are many affordable shoes out there that look much better..

It doesn't matter if one is dressing "comfortable," but this look is wayy off-limits. Don't EVER do this; you might find your way on my "Fash, Crash, and Burn"  post.

LOL: Gabourey Sidibe's Long Lost Sister!! (Fash, Crash, and Burn)

WOW... Ease up on the foundation, gurl.....

This belongs in my FASH, CRASH, AND BURN category. Sorry Precious....

This will only be acceptable if you were going to a fun, REALLY FUN party and not a "regular" party.

Media Takeout is somethin' else... far-fetched...but still funny...

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Raven-Symone's Natural Hair

You know...

There are some women who prefer going natural, and they want to give their natural hair a break from the wigs and weaves....

And there are some who just need to keep that extra hair on it. And that 'SOME' is Raven-Symone. She was spotted wearing her natural hair at an fundraising event with Mickey Mouse. She's in her mid-twenties and she got herself looking mid-forties or older...

I love ya Raven on "That's So Raven," but girl, don't blast yourself 20 years into the future, please....

Shoes look nice, though... I'll give her that....
(Wait... don't she look like Wanda Sykes?? Not joking; just sayin'...)

Pic: MediaTakeout

BRUNO MARS Attends A "Karl Lagerfeld" Event Dressed Like That?! Umm... Nice Coat, Dude!

It irritates me when someone doesn't dress proper for an event, especially if the event is a tad UPSCALE or greater. I've seen this mistake several times in my hometown of Detroit. Guys showed up at casual events wearing suits and VICE VERSA, and women show up at an evening dinner dressed like they're going clubbing. And Bruno Mars, spotted at Paris Fashion Week, fits the category...

BRUNO MARS= My 'Fash, Crash, and Burn' Category

Sorry Bruno Mars, but dude, when you hear of the name 'Karl Lagerfeld,' you gotta come up with a better outfit than that!!!! Why not the outfit you wore to the Grammys??!!

But nice coat. It's by OBEY for $142.

Pic: UpscaleHype

Fash, Crash, and Burn: CHRIS BROWN DYES HAIR BLONDE!!!!!!

Dude, your tats are cool, they drive up ratings on my blog *wink*, but maybe this hair will, too. Sorry SisQo---I mean, Chris---but you belong in my 'Fash, Crash, and Burn' column for this one!!!

Maaan, he pulled a 'Rihanna' in her 'Rated R' days when she came out of hiding with her Michael Jackson shag hair...

A 'Double-back'...

Update (3/4/10) via WSHH: