MediaTakeout Rates Hottest B-Ball Dressers.. Let's See If I Can Rate Betta!

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The Only Jaiden's Ratings

1) Joe Johnson - 7.5/10 (pants need to be a bit slimmer)

2) Al Horford - 9.0/10 (would be a '10' if he wore wingtips)

3) Chris Paul - 8.5/10 (I actually wore this exact outfit before)

4) Dwight Howard - 5.5/10 (the '.5' is for fun personality)

 

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5) Blake Griffin - 6.5/10 (IDK... he looks 'washed out')

6) Carmelo Anthony - 7.5/10 (It looks a lil' busy and Army-ish)

7)Amar'e Stoudemire - 8.0/10 (he pulled the sneakers off well... like me!)

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8) Kobe Bryant - 4.0/10 (Where is your suit, sir? Stop tryin' to stand out.)

9) Chris Bosh - 7.5/10 (Nice execution; jacket is a lil' too snug)

10) Dwyane Wade - 7.5/10 (Why 7.5? He wore this exact outfit before...)

11) Lebron James - 9.0/10 (could have been '.5', but I'm not feelin' the shoes)

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12) DeRon Williams - 8.0/10 (No comment; that's actually a good look for him)

13) Derrick Rose - 7.0/10 ('-.5' for spreading feet like that for pics)

14) Rajon Rondo - No rating (Can't see the suit, but nice shades)

So how'd I do? I know I did good...

The INCORRECTLY NUMBERED Michael Jordan Statue Mystery

What would make JIMMY KIMMEL buy this for $650? Just to be funny?? Imagine with how much food I can stock my fridge with and buy clothes for $650!! Michael Jordan never wore the number "32" in his career. It was actually "23" for the longest time. Many experts and other people around the world say the switch-up on the numbers was to prevent copyright infringement, when copying a BULLS jersey is actually copyright infringement.

Whatever the REAL news may be, let it come forth. But for the meantime, this misspelled thing just TICKLES ME SILLY...

See more photos and copies--yes, COPIES-- of the misspelled statue around the world:

Left: In a Puerto Rican hospital

Right: In TGI Friday's in Edinburgh, Scotland

THIS is what it's supposed to be!!!

But anyway, speaking of jerseys, they're played out right now. They are confined to ball games ONLY or chillin' on the couch.

They'll come back later...

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